moveslikekeithrichards:

being family-friendly is the new fad

edit: soggy piece of cat foot should read soggy piece of cat FOOD

(via poetrylover749)

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller, via scottish)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via scottish)

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

(via fagtron300)

lovelylavenderchild:

talesofscienceandlove:

Quvenzhané Wallis on set while shooting the new Fall/Winter campaign for Armani Junior 2014 (video).

So adorable

(via the-original-dtwps)

guy:

when ur parents introduce u to their friends

image

(Source: guy, via moveslikekeithrichards)

Taystee & Poussey: Realest Muthafuckin’ Friendship Begins

(Source: earmole, via fagtron300)

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

(via lessthan-iteverhas)

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