my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
Did anyone else notice that when we first meet Hans, he is dressed in purples, blacks and blues that would of matched better with Elsa’s coronation outfit. But after running into Anna, he changes clothes and we see him wearing greens, which match Anna’s outfit.
He intended to go after Elsa, but no one was getting anywhere with her, so he switched to Anna instead.
THAT’S SO DAMN CLEVER HOW DID HANS KNOW WHAT ELSA WOULD WEAR THOUGH?
He has stalker status
OR MAYBE YOU KNOW HE FELL IN THE WATER AND HAD TO CHANGE??
mom:... you smell like a horse.
mom:you smell like a horse.
mom:go take a shower.
remember how in Hairspray the overweight clumsy protagonist got the hot boy in the end, and the only thing about her that changed was her hairstyle? I feel like we need to talk about Hairspray more
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
international womens day today
dont forget to include trans women, disabled women, women of colour, non-binary people who partly identify as women, queer women, all women.all of them. i don’t want to see any derailed posts today about shit like “international mens day” it doesnt fly like that